George Bush lies even when he tells truth

In a desperate bid to revive his sinking ratings, Geo tries the old 12 step approach to pretending to be honest - when we were wrong, we promptly admitted it. Only in his case it isn't prompt and it isn't even a truthful admission. A lame pretense at honesty at best. Of course, he can't say the truth: We went to Iraq for oil. The man is addicted to oil and there's no denying it. To quote Pink Floyd: Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?

We did go to war on faulty intelligence, Bush admits

Ah, the distorted face of an addict.